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Audio Tour: Spring Strings by Lily Morton

Spring Strings | Lily Morton

Narrated by Joel Leslie

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Release Date: November 30th, 2022

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Malachi Booth is a supermodel. He’s used to moving about the world, sleeping with whoever takes his fancy and watching the money roll in. The last place he expects to find himself is on a run-down farm in Cornwall, but a bad bout of bronchitis means that he’s stuck there. The only compensation for this dismal state of affairs is that the farmer is very good looking, even if he’s the grumpiest person that Malachi has ever met.

Cadan Landry’s farm has been in his family for hundreds of years but that doesn’t make it any easier to make ends meet. As a consequence, Cadan could be called grumpy. Most men would consider a supermodel collapsing at their feet while dressed in the skimpiest pair of briefs ever made to be a sign of good fortune. Cadan just resents the fact that the young man is taking up space in his cow field.

These two men are from different worlds, but can they ever meet in the middle?

From bestselling author Lily Morton comes a novella about snarky models, misconceptions, and finding a home in the most unlikely of places.

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“There’s no need for a hospital. It isn’t pneumonia yet, and I’ve given him something to make him sleep. I’ll also give you a prescription for some very strong antibiotics. He needs plenty of sleep and taking care of. He’s very run down.” He huffs and pats his big belly. “Damn good job I wasn’t a model. I’d have collapsed if I was as thin as that lad in there.”

I try hard to repress the image of Doctor Samuels modelling the very tiny underpants that the model called Malachi was wearing. “And surely he’ll get that care in a hospital,” I say with emphasis.

He shakes his head. “Cadan, I’m not sending him to hospital. He needs rest and then fresh air and feeding up.”

“Have you somehow got mixed up and forgotten that I run a farm and not Champneys health spa? I can’t have him here. I’ve got too much to do.”

A look of disappointment crosses his face, and I resist the impulse to shuffle from one leg to the other like I’m once again the child he used to see and give lollipops to. “Cadan, your mother would have a fit if she heard about your lack of hospitality. We look after our own in Cornwall.”

“But he isn’t our own,” I argue. “He’s somebody else’s own. I don’t know whose. Maybe Yves Saint Laurent.”

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About the Author

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Lily is a bestselling gay romance author. She writes love stories filled with heat and humour.

She lives in sunny England with her husband and two children, all of whom claim that they haven’t had a proper conversation with her since she got her Kindle.

Lily has spent her life with her head full of daydreams, and decided one day to just sit down and start writing about them. In the process she discovered that she actually loved writing, because how else would she get to spend her time with hot and funny men?

She loves chocolate and Baileys and the best of all creations – Chocolate Baileys.

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To celebrate the audio release of Spring Strings, we are giving you a chance to win your choice of any book from Lily’s backlist.

Three winners will be chosen.

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Release Blitz: Hitched by Lucy Lennox & May Archer

Hitched | Lucy Lennox & May Archer

Licking Thicket: Horn of Glory #2

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Release Date: June 1st, 2022

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𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆?

Former Marine Percy “Champ” Champion has never encountered a problem he can’t handle. Flying bullets? Daring jungle rescues? Building Champion Security from the ground up? Making people seriously regret using his hated first name? No problem. He’s gotten the job done without a hitch each and every time.

But it turns out there are some situations Champ can’t handle alone, like:

  • Going undercover as a wedding planner to retrieve some missing cartel data in time to avert an international crisis.
  • Keeping his jerk of an ex from threatening his business.
  • Preventing Quinn Taffet, Licking Thicket’s gorgeous, charming new wedding planner—and Champ’s fake fiancé—from getting into danger… or from getting the wrong idea about their relationship.
  • Fighting the pull that lands him in Quinn’s bed night after night, despite his very best intentions.
  • Stopping the pun-happy matchmakers of the Thicket from destroying the sane, well-ordered life he’s built for himself.
  • And, most troubling of all, protecting his traitorous heart from all the romance in the air.

In short, Champ needs an extraction plan ASAP before he finds himself well and truly… hitched.

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About The Authors

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As a USA TODAY bestselling author, Lucy Lennox is finally putting good use to that English Lit degree earned way back in the 1900s.

She enjoys naps, pizza, and procrastinating. She has some snarky kids and is married to someone who is better at math than romance but who makes her laugh every single day and is the best dancer in the history of ever.

She stays up way too late each night reading M/M romance because she is a sucker for a good story.

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May is an M/M author who lives in Boston.

She spends her days raising three incredibly sarcastic children, finding inventive ways to drive her husband crazy, planning beach vacations, avoiding the gym, reading M/M romance, and occasionally writing it.

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Hitched is an absolute riot and I loved it

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Just like the first book in this series, and the Licking Thicket ones before it, you have to just go with the flow.

The narrative is bonkers, so much so that it’s actually quite possible something this nuts could happen 😁

I love this series because it’s pure, unbridled joy with a side order of delicious steamy passion, and a whole load of fun.

Quinn and Champ’s 40-odd night ‘one-night stand’ is just one of the many story threads that had me chuckling, while their sarcastically ridiculous pet names for each other had me genuinely howling with laughter.

The main plot is a continuation of the stolen Horn of Glory (and that will never not be funny and a pun-tastic part of the narrative).

Things move on in quite spectacular fashion and I can’t wait for Hux and Kev’s enemies-to-lovers to finish off the series.

#ARC kindly received from the authors in return for an honest and unbiased review.

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